Kid's Cut

"Super harsh and short bangs will significantly increase your child's mathematical ability" says the New England Journal of Medicine.
Women's Cut

If you are looking for a cut that will require a lot of attention and even more hairspray, this is the one for you. But seriously, it looks really good and really classy. Just like the folks at Miss Laura's.
Men's Cut

Men: Do you want to be cool? Because this haircut is the only way. Sorry, but its true. Buzz cuts never got anybody gold records, babes or drug addiction. The choice is yours. You know where to find us.